Gay, Bisexual, Funky, Dark, Str8 & Curious
Lyrics:
Girl you got yerself a big strong man
Alright – I got one, too
Now won’t you leave me alone with him
Relax, I’ll treat him real good for youI saw ya’s ‘cross that dance floor
He’s hittin’ on you, shakin’ your ass more
Well I’ve never been more sure
That he don’t know what that thing’s for
I can’t disguise what’s on my mind
I’m terrified, but I can’t hide
I can’t disguise what’s on my mind
So I won’t lie – I’ll be a real good boy
When I trade familiar flannel for the warmth of your wool
Will you look me in the eyes, tell me who’s the fool?
Now he’s curious
Well alright – I was there once, too
So go on, leave me alone with him
Relax, this gets real good for you
Here’s the deal and you’ve gotta make it
I’ll show him what it feels like to take it
And either he’ll get so good you ain’t gotta fake it
Or I’ma make an honest man of your heartbreaker
I can’t disguise what’s on my mind
I’m terrified, but I can’t hide
I can’t disguise what’s on my mind
So I won’t lie – I’ll be a real good boy